Playing Poker For Fun

The Why Of G-Spot

I’m G-spot, and no, that doesn’t really refer to that sweet spot ladies have somewhere Max will never go, at least never more than once, if you catch my drift? (I just like teasing our little Max so much). My actual name is actually Spot, and after a short lived flying career they found it really amusing to call me G-spot, since my body is the only one in our group that reached some G’s. At first it really penetrated my soul, since I dropped out, but oh well, it reminds me of sweet girls in my bed. So I have come to embrace it. Who doesn’t like thinking about sweet girls?

The Why Of Holdem Poker

I just wanted to say, I love poker, usually I play Texas Hold ‘em, less cards, and I just love to bluff all day long, it just invigorates my mojo, lights a fire in my genitals. Ouch, this reminds me of a hand I played years ago, I think it was one of my first (and last) evenings at the liefkenshoekdreef (memorable place, believe me). I had just won a couple of small hands, everyone was constantly folding to my 9c2c and Kh2c hands, I was such a bully, loved it, since once I got a real hand, no one would believe me. And this was one of the sweetest hands I ever played, if not the sweetest. We were playing $50 buying no limit Texas Hold ‘em, with .50/.50 blinds. Everyone was really scared shitless, especially when I raised and re-raised out of position, they just couldn’t figure it out!

A Holdem Hand To Remember, QQ On The Cutoff

This hand was epic. It started out when I had just re-raised with 5h2s on the button, pre flop, and the cutoff quickly folded his KJ off. This time I got QcQs on the cutoff, and I made the same standard raise, 2 times the pot to $5. The button flat called me, and the small and big blinds also called. This was getting very interesting; QQ and 4 of the 6 players came along for a nice $20.5 pot. The flop came out 8c9c2h. The small blind instantly bet $9, big blind called, I min raised to $18 and everyone else called. A $92.5 pot, and no one was going to give this one up, when the turn came a Qh, I think I jizzed in my pants, I’m not really sure, but I sure came close. Mr. Small blind checked, as did the big blind, I bet $40 of my remaining $120, the button went all-in with his last $35, the small blind shoved with his $200+ stack, big blind called with his remaining $100, and I of course called away my last $80. This pot was $92.50 + $120 + $35 + $100 + $120 = $467.50!!! The river was a 2s and my boxers went to total ruin. The small blind had to show first, and turned over some nice bullets, the big blind put up a real smile and showed a full house, nines over deuces. I laughed very loudly for like 10 minutes, crying my eyeballs out, showing them the nuts, Queens over deuces. The short stacked button quickly mucked, grunting loudly.

Safe to say, I immediately quit the table and went to a friend of mine who happened to be a girl and quickly finished my evening in style.

See you blokes around later,

G-spot!